The long awaited...
Please feel free to try this out pulling in Recognition Kit from my rules, it's about 15 minutes old so expect high flux!
You can print the recognizer stages (and any other objects you'd like to shrink-ray) with "Print micro square" 39958 — recognizers so far include "supporter", "appearance", "Otsu threshold", "Canny edges", "contour", "shape", "alphabet", and "symbol".
(In the form Claim (you) is a "shape" recognizer.)
May your objects take unforeseen forms, may your meanings be forever improvised